Playing role: Sunday 1st captain.

Batting style: Entertaining.

Bowling style: Erratic.

Highest score: 148 (Derbyshire league: Rosehill vs Brailsford).

Best bowling figures: –

Amateur cricketing hero: Thom Murray: a younger; better; fitter; more handsome version of me – the T-1000.

Favourite cricketer: Robin Smith – aggressive batsman; huge mental strength and determination; amazing barnet of hair and an excellent chest wig.

Favourite ACC moment: Playing in 2016 away at Thurgarton and noticing that the local farm Turkey was the size of a horse.

Favourite movie: Empire Records (1995).

Favourite meal: Chicken shish kebab: naan and all the salad from Pancho’s Fish Bar in Sherwood.

Biggest passion/hobby outside of cricket: Eating kebabs.

What does Attenborough Cricket Club mean to you: Integrity, loyalty, professionalism and pride.